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i had my account taken over, but got it back as of May 10th 2007 so everything before that isn't me and sorry for any offense people may take from comments made. Most weren't me, but almost all the BBS were written by me.

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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAT ASS N****RFAGGOT YOU'RE FUCKING GY

wait did he just call me a Nigger? SWEET!!!

lmao

wow

Quite the contrary, dear boy, we absolutely adore folks like you; without the hostility and negativity that results from submitting terrible flash we COULD work harder on but choose not to, the only thing driving the Squad is our administration's will to preserve it.

We are not trying to accomplish anything here. The hilarious reviews alone are enough to keep us going. A wise Newgrounder once said to me, "What I truly like about these submissions is to read the comments and replies that will come afterwards, which at least for me, is the whole point about them." Nobody has since summed up our purpose in a better way than him. Unlike some people on this website, we do not treat Newgrounds as if it were a lifestyle. It can be addictive and fun at some times, but our activity here is merely something we do for fun and enjoyment.

Also, review deletions are either automated or handled by the moderators. The authors do not control that, nor would we use such power if we had it.

Cheers.
-Blackberry

"We are not trying to accomplish anything here. The hilarious reviews alone are enough to keep us going. "

this statement right here proves to me that you are indeed a shithead. This site is for aspiring flash artists to submit there decent work for all to enjoy. You however abuse this power and submit shit. There is no better description than that. Your flashes are absolute shit. Look at the series on here. Look at all the hard work and time spent into making decent flashes and look how much they are enjoyed by people. Then we get dumbasses like you who "we COULD work harder on but choose not to" Seriously, fuck you. Put time and effort into your flashes and people will respect you and your work. But until that day "FUCK YOU"

You play nice now.

you make good flashes and i will play nice

"This site is for aspiring flash artists to submit there [sic] decent work for all to enjoy."
As I recall, the site motto is "Everything, by Everyone".

"You however abuse this power and submit shit."
Yeah, because it gets people like you so bent out of shape that we see no reason to stop the laughs from rolling in. And what power are we abusing, exactly? We're approximately fifteen lazy fucks who (most of us) can't even be bothered to level up our accounts. We do not massvote, we do not mass-review, and we are largely incapable of doing so.

"Your flashes are absolute shit."
Then why, pray tell, do so many of them pass judgment?

"Then we get dumbasses like you"
Says he who is fueling the fire.

"Put time and effort into your flashes and people will respect you and your work."
We care not for the respect of morons. Ours is a darker, broader-minded audience.

-Blackberry

"As I recall, the site motto is "Everything, by Everyone"."

and as i recall, the FAQ states "Artists should use their best judgment, based on what they see here at Newgrounds."

I don't see the series part of Newgrounds being a bunch of shitty flashes sorry

"And what power are we abusing, exactly?"

BY GIVING FLASH ARTISTS A BAD NAME!!! I have seen enourmous amounts of talent and time devoted into flashes and they get the respect and recognition they deserve. Your flashes are like being shoutgunned with explosive diarrhea

"Then why, pray tell, do so many of them pass judgment?"

Fuck if i know. I blow the whistle and vote 0 on every single one of them. I guess Newgrounds is just filled with shitheads who can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

"Says he who is fueling the fire."

Just calling out shitty flashes as i see them

"We care not for the respect of morons. Ours is a darker, broader-minded audience."

I think you meant to say " we don't care for the respect of people who know what make a decent flash entry, we're just a bunch of shitheads trying to appeal to more shitheads."

like i said before, if you put some effort into it, i will respect you, but until that day (which im guessing is never) you can all go fuck yourselves

"BY GIVING FLASH ARTISTS A BAD NAME!!!"
what
The only people we're giving a bad name are those who choose to be associated with us. A relatively small margin, even when considering the number of users on this website who animate.

"Your flashes are like being shoutgunned with explosive diarrhea"
Why watch them, then, since (according to you at least) every single one of our productions can be universally labeled as "crap created by two bored retards in ten minutes"?

"I guess Newgrounds is just filled with shitheads who can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground."
hahaha
Finally, something we can agree on.

"Just calling out shitty flashes as i see them"
Yeah, because our production values are obviously representative of our intelligence, right?

"we're just a bunch of shitheads trying to appeal to more shitheads."
Once again, we submit crap because you and people like you get so bent out of shape over a bad Flash animation on the bloody INTERNET, somehow go into a spiraling rage due to it, and post some of the most hilariously stupid nonsense we've ever seen in your reviews.

-Buttsexberry
this will probably be my last reply since a battle of wills with each side thinking the other is a complete idiot gets nowhere

Splatfagg0t says:
we cant take a faggot like this seriously for more then 3 posts
nutritious cupcake says:
i never took him seriously to begin with

Honestly, you just make me depressed. It is a sad sad day when you think that your flash work is something to be taken as a stupid joke, something over the internet doesn't matter, and that you refuse to change. Yes flash work is a representation of intelligence and comedic humor. ('Tomorrow's Nobodies' and 'There She Is' come to mind) but you are giving flash artists in general a bad name. No one wants to come to this site to look at your crap, and we get "bent out of shape over a bad Flash animation on the bloody INTERNET" because we come here with high expectations and expecting people to care about what their audience thinks about the flash they made but we get shitheads like you who abuse it and submit utter shit into the portal and laugh. You're right I'm done arguing. Ill just continue giving you zeroes and writing reiews telling the people like me (who come here expecting to find talent and effort) that your flashes are a waste of time and need to be deleted

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laughing at your .8 out of 5? yeah i laughed at that too

no i was laughing at what you said
it was pretty funny man you should be a comedian

well i do have videos on youtube but those are for you guys to find :D

my presidents black

my lambos blu/

and ill be goddammed if my rims aint 2